Amazingly, WikiAnswers has the answers for those wondering, Can you survive in a whale’s stomach? And the BBC offers advice, too.

Who knew this was such a problem? Legend holds that one James Bartlely, a “Modern Jonah” survived a couple days inside a sperm whale. For the duly skeptical, there is always The Straight Dope analysis. For the most part, sperm whales prefer squid over people.

Alas, there is no mention of how a sperm whale can be wired for electricity. The idea for the various contents in our whale’s tummy (his name is Tuvia, btw; they’ll make formal greetings next week) comes from the books on marine life I read to my son at bedtime. They invariably mention strange things that marine biologists and fishermen have found in the stomachs of sharks and whales. I think my favorite is a shark with a shark in its tummy that also had a shark in its tummy, like some grotesque set of nesting dolls.